corgiaddict:

Crazy Corgi Causes Explosion, Then Fire

Yogi causes a paint can to explode, which then ignites the pilot light of the oven. Don’t worry though, everyone is fine. Yogi has a clean bill of health and his owner’s kitchen will be just fine. 

Check out a video of the aftermath here!

Um. Wow. Although everyone is OK I am sure that’s a story for the ages!! … So one day my dog lit the house on fire and painted the kitchen at the same time. 

I love doggies, but sometimes… they can be such assholes.
OH HEY BRO, SORRY I TURNED YOUR KITCHEN BLACK AND LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE. YOLO. 

sumrlybadusername:

IS THERE NO END TO MY SHENANIGANS? 

Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the best

cinnamonpipo:

lol!

tenshiryuu:

balhalla:

problemsleuth:

reminder

Oh good, I had almost forgotten about this.

I CAN’T NOT REBLOG.

anti-weeaboo:

Oh Lordy I actually owned the second one in 5th grade.

keepcalmandfuckoffwolk:

this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…

“hello uncle Jesse”
“you are a perfectly healthy, sane young woman” 

fuckyeahclassiclolita:

my-way-to-escape:

wow

is this not perfect classic lolita home decor? omg

penis